What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.
I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
finding out someone attractive likes you
"nicki minaj had so much face surgery"
Thank you 🌞
DON’T DOT HAT
Six Word Story (via del-dystopia)
this girl has some hella fine legs right?
R I G H T?
it’s albert einstein
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
how is he doing this
proof that sometimes the best thing is being your own biggest supporter
in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18